My mother buys them, and I flick
Posted on July 29, 2010
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My mother buys them, and I flick through them if there are interesting pictures of Michael Jackson’s latest deformity. Case in point, I was reading “Now” just, well, now, and this is where the Big Brother connection comes in.
I’m probably the last person to know, but apparently the woman who won the last series of Big Brother was given a presenting job where she said things such as (I wish I was making this up) “Am I the only person who’s never heard of this ‘Clint Eastwood’ ?!” People who are famous, it seems, have some form of lobotomy clause in their contract. Consider Jordan. Or, indeed, Jodie Marsh. Or anyone on Top of the Pops. Or contestants from Fame Academy. The list is endless!
I don’t think I’m alone in feeling a little bitter. I, for one, and I daresay you, for another, will probably never be asked to present anything in my life. I do, however, know who Clint Eastwood is. I’ve even seen “Firefox”, and that was bloody awful.
While we’re here, I’m also never going to be on Big Brother. Not because I’m not “good” enough, but just because even I have better things to do than parade around in front of the nation in a house full of wankers.
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